LINKERT ATTACKS! UK 2013

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PACOIMA SHOVELHEAD

Andy P knocks one out......

BROOKLYN INVITATIONAL

We aint going but it was good so go if you can...lots of laying about and stuff

3 of the original 8 Widders freezing their bollocks off in France in the 80's

BURNOUTS ARE FOR BOZOS

John Cale is a musical hero of mine and from Wales like so many of the fine fine widows.
Sam Christmas very kindly shot a few pictures of [most] of the Widows and a couple of Black Fuckers.....a mean feat just to get them to stand, forget about still.
Sam Christmas shot John Cale ....that makes him like a brother, a Velvet Widow.
Thank you Sam -  you have the magic finger.

oh and here is Fred Linkert Attacks trying to get into the Widows.....picture courtesy of SAM CHRISTMAS

A GLASS OF MILK

At last years Linkert Attacks UK there was a contraption on the bar made by our very own MacGyver that smoked and rattled and leaked cider from every orifice [except one which produced some other byproduct].....anyway that got reduced to a lump of metal and a few gauges and passed into legend.

 Things have moved on a bit since then. Our man in the West has been worrying about what the fuck to do with all this milk that the supermarkets wont pay proper money for, I mean Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are good and all that but there is only so much breakfast cereal a man can take.

To his credit he has come up golden.......

Take a herd of cows and milk the milk out of them

 Give to a man with years of experience of abuse and some medical shoes

 and give the Black Widows some Black Cow Vodka......

We will be hocking limited quantities of this most refined and exclusive delight in the Widow Lounge at the Trip Out this weekend ..... and I mean limited quantities.

ABOUT 3 1/2 PINTS

Last weekend we met at a cider house for a little drink washed down with a another. There was a ruckus in the local village as a man with a bicycle was seen smashing car wing mirrors off and repeat vomiting at 3am. In the morning all the villagers cars were up on bricks and their daughters were drained of colour and comatose. 

Tims 1928 Scout original paint

 Reds 1940 Chief 

Jimmys Ebay £30

The family 1988 FXR-SP

THE MAGNIFICENT ANDY P

world premiere of Andy Ps reborn 70's panhead chopper....

FUCK HACKNEY

TUNE IN

MORE SIDECAR

4 SPEEDS FOREVER

SAY GOODBYE

I said goodbye to my beautiful family and headed off to NYC to have an affair with an '81 FXE... she was sweet as and a keeper but true to my previous post about passing it forward I have done the necessary and passed it on to a friend in Sweden who was looking for this exact model and was born in '81 [bastard].

Now that gives me the need for a project.... I couldn't chop up that shovel, too unfucked with.

In the States I met Caleb and JD from Culver City. They have their own style going on - all up and not so much out, JDs is the one with the paint. In my opinion they were the best riding bikes in Brooklyn.

Caleb rode with us down south and I got to see him firing though the winding roads on his dry build bike - it tracked beautifully, no doubt Caleb can ride but still whatever geometry he has got in that thing let him push hard round the corners.

Anyone interested in selling me a 68 FLH project get in touch.....23bricks@gmail.com... so I can get a bit of Culver City.

WEDDING LIMOS

THE BRIDE GOT TO GO IN A 4 WHEELER

but the wicked widows of the east, Andy and his witness Smiley travelled in style

Nice pair of black bikes, nearly stock 82 Sturgis, LIFEstyle 76 XL.... whodathunkit in No'fuck

this is a proper english knuck, modifications since 1976 ....not alot. 29years in the States and 35 years of Northampton rain.

LOWLEVEL HI-CLASS

optimistic in Abergavenny

Shirley Bassey and Tom Jones waited until it was raining to make their arrival

Smiley and Bean ...

Shakeys...no shit

Bennys ironhead rainbow

Tosh gave Stevie his cutdown tanks.... and got the best tank trophy in return

only real men brush their teeth with a lollipop

or sleep on regardless ....Andy P wwnww

dunno whose but sweet

Indian Tim just back from Europe

Ed couldn't believe his luck, swam in the river barking at fish till 3am then got to sleep in a tent

Keith - my saviour and winner of Most Stealable Bike

Stuka came through for NI with a supply of Widow venom, Red brought the Ticknum Tipple - my vitamin C levels are right up there, thanks fellas and great to meet you Stuka - see you on your side soon.

Thanks to Lee and Stevie for a great great weekend and a terrible hangover. I will cherish my Best Bike trophy above all others.. XXX