FOR DEAN

Copied off the net...I think you have to go down on the customs officer...

The following is from Bill Valentine's Gang Intelligence book:

Wings.

Wings are patches of cloth or metal pins. Wings denote sexual deviations. Wings are 'earned' and More Important Members have to confirm that you accomplished this act and can wear said wings.

Golden: Participation in a gang bang involving more than 15 men.

White: Performing oral sex on a white woman.

Red: Performing oral sex on a menstruating woman.

Black: Performing oral sex on a black woman.

Yellow: Performing oral sex on an Asian woman.

Green: Performing oral sex on a woman infested with insects (crabs, scabies, etc.).

Purple: Performing oral sex on a dead woman.

Brown: Performing oral-anal on a woman.

Blue & Yellow: Having sex with a policewoman.

Eightball: Anal sex with a man in front of other Hells Angels.

Crosses.

Crosses are worn as an earring, patch, or pin.

White Crosses: Earned for digging up graves, taking things from the corpse(s), and wearing the items with their Hells Angels colors/patches/pins/crap.

Red Crosses: Performing fellation on another man in front of other Hells Angels.

FOREIGN DEVILS

I didnt go to Mooneyes or Mann shows. These 2 bikes get the Shepherds Bush Market Best of Show.

BAD COMPANY

GOOD NIGHT OUT

MYSTERY RED

PROPER JOB

WHAT HE SAID

These things I believe.

I saw a funny video on the web the other day. A not Laurel and Hardy
funny video, but a bit of a smartarse dig at the current American
scene video.
It was funny but not in the good way.
Like when a friend gets his fingers shut in a door.
I think it probably offended who it was meant to offend.
I remember the first time I rode a bike I had that feeling of being
able to roll as far as I desired and liked seeing the road disappear
beneath me.
I get the same feeling off any bike, from a Honda step through to a
Panhead.
Anyone who believes this current style will last forever is fucking
deluded. In thirty years time Doo rags, wolf shirts and drop seat
frames could be the kitty cat. I'll be on a bagger with a dragon claw
kick stand.
We don't know and that's the joy.
We're all fakes and posers because we ape what the originators did 50
years ago.
All we can do is ride our bikes, revel in our brotherhood and pass on
any wisdom or stupidity we've learnt along the way.
Smart I like,
Smartarse I don't.

Sent from my iPhone

Nothin left to show you

But it's nice to have people visit

My last 2 Ramens.

Top one, is the spot. Look at the buta kakuni. The deep broth
consistency, the smelly egg, the goddamn meniscus.
The other one is an airport ting. Still better than anything you'd
find in England.
But comparing the two is like comparing a dog to a wolf.

Matt and Dean at "The Spot".

Toshi, what does the writing mean?

Matt and Dean, Shibuya 6:30 a.m.

Tarby where you at?

K is a magic number.

But the RV90 made my cock move.
Hugh Hefner had a few of these customized for his Bunnies in the 70's.
And I've got one.
It's in Belgium.
My cousin and I nicked it from the south of France.
Dordy-kakker!

LUNCH BREAK

My pet eagle, Mr Murphys new ride, Mr Stansfields old ride & Mr. Ogawas lunch...you figure out which is which

Shenanigans.

MUD BIKE OF THE YEAR

From SIDeblog.... Homer Knapp on his 1928 JD doing Catalina.

Beats a bultaco dont you think Milo....

and I bet those supertrapps sound $$$

RULES JIMMY

All these patches you are handing out you'd better tell them they have to come to our MANDATORY RUN in June...

To be a proper outfit,

You need a proper dog.
Ko-Masa
W-W-N-W-W.

Super, smashing, marvellous.

We've had a great day Jim,
And we think we'll give someone else a chance.

Mmmmmm

Nobody likes a smartarse.

MARMALADE