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DUPPY CONQUEROR

How to fit a motor in a frame:

Cook a pot of Buta Kakuni

Invite someone

Then invite a couple of others

Then invite anyone else who rings up

Put motor in frame

Talk shit and smoke then eat

Put 4 bolts in and look for the cotter pins

Talk more shit, smoke more then go to bed.

THE OTHER PLACE

WAITING FOR PIGEON

I had no fresh food in the house.
I shot a pigeon and cut the breasts out.
Then I rolled them in flour, mustard powder & cayenne pepper.
Got some butter nice and hot in a pan and put the breasts in and cooked them both sides for a couple of mins.
Then I added some stock and Worcester sauce and let them hang out for a few more minutes.
In another pot I slow fried thinly sliced onion rings and some garlic till they turned brown, as the pigeon was resting I added a tin of broad beans to the onions and stirred them together to warm through.

Ray Mears eat yourself.


Sent on the move.

BOOK 'EM DANNO

so there we were WALKING back from having some lunch when this riot van packed with uniforms comes round the corner and parks up on a double yellow in Loftus Road...whats going on? football? nope, NANDOS...

is that suitable use of taxpayers money and of course is that an appropriate reason to park illegally?

Cops and gangstas love chicken, this is the same Nandos as the shooting couple of years ago where one of the wounded 'alleged' offenders managed to get in his BMW and drove it into the local Eastate Agents office... in the light of this fact I think that the cops are just patrolling known haunts and therefore it is totally appropriate parking.

Well done The Met - keep eating that chicken.

FOR DEAN

Copied off the net...I think you have to go down on the customs officer...

The following is from Bill Valentine's Gang Intelligence book:

Wings.

Wings are patches of cloth or metal pins. Wings denote sexual deviations. Wings are 'earned' and More Important Members have to confirm that you accomplished this act and can wear said wings.

Golden: Participation in a gang bang involving more than 15 men.

White: Performing oral sex on a white woman.

Red: Performing oral sex on a menstruating woman.

Black: Performing oral sex on a black woman.

Yellow: Performing oral sex on an Asian woman.

Green: Performing oral sex on a woman infested with insects (crabs, scabies, etc.).

Purple: Performing oral sex on a dead woman.

Brown: Performing oral-anal on a woman.

Blue & Yellow: Having sex with a policewoman.

Eightball: Anal sex with a man in front of other Hells Angels.

Crosses.

Crosses are worn as an earring, patch, or pin.

White Crosses: Earned for digging up graves, taking things from the corpse(s), and wearing the items with their Hells Angels colors/patches/pins/crap.

Red Crosses: Performing fellation on another man in front of other Hells Angels.

GILBERT SHELTON ORIGINALS

WEDNESDAY NIGHT IN WONDERLAND

And so it was time to go out to the Lewis Leathers/Sideburn thingy up west.... and as ever in wonderland it was shitting down. Being a hardened biker I went in my car.

There were alot of people there and a small showing of soggy bikes and riders including Dave Carroll, Huggy, Conrad and Barry.

Just when I was giving up hope on the Widows a dirty rumble comes down the street and Stef appears, taking one for the team, no waterproofs, open face, no glasses - showing class Stef.

Then off to get fed...

as we left just beside where I'd parked the car we came across this sticking out of a garage - all ends well [and even better when I received that video of Stef riding home].

SEPTEMBER BARCRAWLER

My wife and older kids went out...I stayed home cos the smallest was too small... I ate spagetti bolognese, drank beer, smoked, took off the buddy seat and hard bags from my bike, bungeed on a Mr. Moore seat then went and watched Thunderbolt & Lightfoot on TV. Who says parenting is difficult?

FREE BIRDS

LAHORE AFTER W-W-N-W-W