PROPER THIEF

WHAT HE SAID

THERES A SPORTSTER THING GOING ON

HUGGY SOLD ME THIS BIKE.

I AM VERY HAPPY

HUGGY STILL OWES ME £1.

MY FIRST HD WAS AN '86 4 SPEED XL

THIS IS MY 9th HD IN 24 YEARS AND I AM BACK WHERE I STARTED

FUCKING LOVE IT

DO I KEEP IT STOCK

OR DO I STICK NOBBLY TIRES AND A BIG SPROCKET ON IT AND MAKE IT A MUD BIKE

OR A SIDECAR HACK

OR EVEN A BOBBER

NOPE, MAYBE A SIDECAR OR OFF ROAD BUT NEVER A ROBERT.

MAYBE I SHOULD DO SOME WORK TO PAY FOR IT AND STOP BLOOGIN.

NEXT YEAR I RECKON WE HAVE A SPORTY PARTY - NO OLD SHIT!

BREADHEAD

SOMETHING FOR THE WEEKEND

...now they are coming for you.....

ON ANY SUNDAY

My good friend Giles was riding across London at 6.30am the other morning on his motorcycle to work. He saw a guy walking down the centre of the road towards him way up ahead... Next thing he knew the guy had walked straight into him and my friend had a broken foot. The fucking moron (the other guy not Giles) had been up all night chewing Khat. I don't know except its sort of Somali speed bush.
Yesterday as I was waiting at the bus stop (with my fucked leg!) a fella walk past picking the leaves off this branch(top pic) and stuffing them in his mouth then he chucks the branch on the ground... I picked it up (not cos of my 'keep Britain tidy' childhood).
I think my point is 'what the fuck?
The chilli is a welcome import to the UK as traditionally our food has been so shit that condiments have become a staple accessory to any meal, however our food has got much better since the 70's whilst in France it has got shittier, mind you one Normandese , Olivier,aka Le Big Mac, has 3 seats and only one perfect knucklehead - boo fucking hoo.

CATMONKEY

My pal Caspar the painter has these on his table, the bottom one is a howler monkey skull, the middle one is a cat, the top one is the catmonkey - you can tell by the overbite.

He ate the monkey and his dog ate the cat. If the dog could talk then they could compare notes and get someway towards what finding out what a catmonkey would taste like. This weekend I am going to hunt me a duckrabbit.

ADENDDUMMBBDUCKRABBIT

While you are all whittling away at your duckrabbit this weekend chew on this.

Duckrabbit - you can see it as the duck and you can see the rabbit but can you see it as a duckrabbit? Apparently that is the conundrum.

Personally I am more interested in what they taste like but then I am a bit simple.

FREE THE FALCON

23bricks is going into the T shirt business, anyone got any good ideas, send them to us and we'll use them, because we haven't a clue.

NACHTJAEGER BREVILLE

Check out the new Nachtjaeger Breville, black finish with cross motif for that extra umph. Add tomato if you dare.