I BLANKED HIM, WENT OUTSIDE AND CALLED HE PHONE TO SEE WHERE HIS WAS

Fucking lunatic

THE SPEED MERCHANT

Our good friend Brawny is one of the guys starting up THE SPEED MERCHANT.

These guys know their stuff and without any doubt whatever they put out will be top quality and rare as rocket shit when your grandsons are trying to build their vintage 2011 style Triumph.

Check out their website HERE.

They designed, fabbed and sent over a batch of kicker pedals especially for Linkert Attacks UK... we will be selling these and other products of their in the near future [when we work out how little we can charge you for them]... for the time being email us on 23bricks@gmail.com if you are interested and we'll put you down on our list.

RIVERSIDE RIFLE CLUB

DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PRESUME YOU CAN TAKE LIBERTIES WITH MR. MURPHY!

A PICTURE TELLS 1000 WORDS

This photo, by our French connection The Freaky Rico, was taken at the 1st Boogie Farmers Party on the last weekend of June 2009 [thanks Milo].
It was at this exact mind bogglingly drunk moment (note I'm redder than Red) that the Chief gave the greenlight for LAUK2011. We'd been drinking Pommeau & silver tequila, well at least I had.
The 2nd BFP was last weekend and I'm sure it was a great event.... run by good people at a great place in Normandie.
Marco... Change the date from Linkert Weekend and let's party together in future. We can't change, Linkert is Linkert and the sun ONLY shines on that weekend on this Island.

Cette photo, par notre connexion française L'Rico Freaky, a été prise lors de la 1st Boogie Farmers Party sur le dernier week-end de Juin 2008. C'est à ce moment, l'esprit tres bu (note que je suis plus rouge que Rouge) que le chef a donné le feu vert pour la LAUK2011. Nous avions bu Pommeau et l'argent de tequila, bien au moins j'ai eu. Le 2e BFP est week-end dernier et je suis sûr que c'était un grand événement .... géré par des gens bien à un endroit idéal en Normandie. Marco ... Changer la date du Week-end Linkert et partie nous allons ensemble à l'avenir. Nous ne pouvons pas changer, c'est Linkert Linkert et le soleil ne brille que sur ce week-end sur cette île.

Peace and love

Friends of who?

APPROVED

R.I.P. Tombstone Bar.

So sorry Ueda and Hide.

BEFORE THE SHIT STORM

ALL THESE PICTURES ARE IN REVERSE BUT WE'VE DONE ENOUGH ORGANISING FOR A LIFE TIME SO YOU WORK IT OUT....

Wednesday night.... before the French invasion

Toshi tanning that rare scalp...on his birthday

MacGyver fine tuning the deadly contraption... I wish I had a picture of him chopping and smashing it up and sticking it in the sidecar on sunday -

Testing out the hack and the ride in

Possible the greatest man in the world

and his dog

Milos Widow HQ

Best bedroom in the world

We had 7 beautiful bikes, seven beautiful men and a shit load of booze.... there was considerable thought given to moving it to another secret location before all our lovely friends arrived

H&S

Keith didnt move from this spot from Friday to Sunday

Ticknum baby

Look at those happy little faces

John Cale?

Party packs - if something was missing from yours sorry, but we tried our best.

Get in there

Workin'

Red... the pure class

Silly boyos... the sign wont fit in the Dook!

LOVE TO ALL THAT CAME..... PLANS ARE ALREADY FESTERING

WWNWW BALLS

Thanks Pete for bringing down the pig blood, we put it to good use.

176 HOURS OF MAYHEM

The only thing that remained cool calm & collected was the knuck.... Thank you knuck.

Love it when a chicks ears are poking out

And they don't realise it's happening

Motorin'...

What's your price for flight?

SPEED MERCHANT

Rules the world...

LINKERT ATTACKS UK

Jokers show Tidaholm

Excellent weekend.
Peters sporty was my favourite.
Milo, Peter needs to know all the details on your Buell metamorphosis.
Get at me Blood.
Spanky haircuts.
The other shot is of the Viking Brothers. Peter and Rikard. The whole
family ride.
The other lot is Jeremiah and Benjy and Adam Wright Wright Wright.
Now, we all went for a spliff and at the secret spot there were
already a couple more Vikings getting stoned. Then Jimmy Jokers shows
up and suddenly we're outnumbered.
They go up to Benjy, who's a swarthy fucker. And say " where you from?
You look like Jew."
"I'm from Florida." says Benjy.
"You are Jew!"
The Vikings surge forward and surround Benjy. All these massive Aryans
and Jimmy.
And I'm laughing. Then Jeremiah goes "Jimmy looks like Jew."
Fucker.

Aluminum Bombsite.

"To be honest..."

Why wouldn't you be honest.
"I'm not being funny, but..."
You know what? You're not being funny.
"Yeah, no..."
I don't even know what that means.

The best crazy freaks are always in Clint films

First we got Scorpio,
Classic. "Row, row, row yer boat...
SING!"
Then there's that Speedfreak in Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.
Who stops the car, starts pulling White rabbits out the boot and then
executes them with a shot-gun.
Man, that dude crazy.
I'm really excited.

Wimbledon Bitches.

WOAH

Still smells of Gator piss, Reino's inheritance pan is a gem.