Thursday, March 31, 2011

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

When I look in the mirror - I see a fat person.

Caleb has been putting a feature up on drummers, Karen Carpenter is an
overlooked drummer. Here she is doing the Purdie Shuffle on a cracking
tune. Also the break on "we only just begun." funky as shit.
She could also do the singing drumming bit like the Collins and the

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Monday, March 28, 2011

midnight run


Mr Nice!

Suspect device

What's the riser assembly thing?
2 sets of bones, one go up one go down?
Mr Nice.


There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next
 to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve. Then some arsehole shows up and drinks the whole thing. But enough about me,
how's your day going?"

My pal Janser saw Baby Face Finlayson bashing up three Sloanes on Wandsworth Bridge Road

I called bullshit on that.
Then two weeks ago I saw him at Randalls buying Barnsley Chops.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Then you told me I look like a pimp.

But honey I noticed you waited til after dinner...
18 Jumbo Shrimp!

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Friday, March 25, 2011

Proper Gangster.

Ziggy Marley got aksed who his favourite cartoon character is.
"Top-Cat, cos him a proper gangster and all him do is trouble Officer


Sent on the move.

Begin forwarded message:

From: "Bulent Unal" <>
Date: 25 March 2011 13:43:01 GMT
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

Dear Beneficiary,

This is to inform you that you have been chosen By the Board of  trustees of
the above SINOPEC OIL AND GAS COMPANY as one of the final
recipients of a Cash Donation.Based on the random selection exercise of
internet service providers (ISP) and millions of Super market cash
invoices worldwide, you were selected among the lucky recipients to receive
the award sum of  Brand New 2010 Lamborghini Reventon and The Sum Of
$570,000.00 USD as charity donations/aid from the Association Of European
Charity Foundations and the  UNO in accordance with the enabling act of
Parliament. Note that your email was selected from  either the internet, or a
Shop's cash invoice around your area in which you might have purchased an
Fill out below information and contact the Payment Remittance Office.
Full Name: _______        Address: _________
Occupation: ______     Country: _________
Telephone: ________        Fax Number: __________
Sex: _________                      Age: _________-
Your Qualification number is: (A-121-637, G-01-06)
Executive Secretary,
Engr. Park Lee Wilson

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Sincerely Ethel

Sent on the move.

Begin forwarded message:

From: Rikard Björn 
Date: 23 March 2011 21:55:34 GMT
To: "Jimmy the tramp" "Renshaw" 

Hi Guys
This e-mail conversation took place two days ago since I have an ad out for my sporty.
I have not changed anything, just translated it from swedish to english the best I can.
Her swedish is way worse than my english so thats why it looks a bit strange.
She havent asked one single question about the bike, not told me where she lives, no phone-number.
I think its funny as hell, do you get shit like this in england as well?
Hello! Would you take montly payment?
Sincerely Ethel

How do you think that would work?
Best regards

Hello! I pay 10.000kr at once and the rest I share the seven months?

And how would I know that you intend to pay everything?
Cant you go to the bank?

No.1 I'm not a cheater
No.2 I can not go to the bank because I have payment remarks.
If we agree we should write a written paper between us, IOU its called.1 side to me and two side to you.
One time I bought like that and it works well.
Only you can decide!
Sincerely Ethel

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Fwd: GAK from Tokyo

If something sounds too good to be true.....

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Begin forwarded message:

From: Mike <>
Date: 14 September 2010 02:02:54 GMT+01:00
To: Hawgholic Gak <>
Subject: Re: GAK from Tokyo

I will try to contact him.
If he calls me, do you want me to go and see it?
If it is ok. I can organize shipping.
Keep in touch

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On 14 Sep 2010, at 01:00, Hawgholic Gak <> wrote:

Hello Jimmy
I found a 38 frame in craigslist in London
And try to contact  this owner
His name is Albert
Do you know this guy?
So I want to buy this frame but first trime in London
How do you think about it?


Hawgholic Motorcycles
1-11-10 Tamagawa, Oota-Ku,
Tokyo 146-0095, Japan
Tel/Fax 03-3758-9727


Just playin...

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Begin forwarded message:

From: Mike <>
Date: 14 September 2010 13:12:04 GMT+01:00
To: TD D <>
Subject: Re: Harley Knucklehead 1938 - £1050

That's no problem.
My brother lives in Lairgs.
And I am visiting him next week for some fishing and I come through Inverness.
How can we do this?

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On 14 Sep 2010, at 12:10, TD D <> wrote:

Jimmy, i'm not from london, i'm from highland, inverness



> From:
> To:
> Subject: Re: Harley Knucklehead 1938 - £1050
> Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2010 10:14:10 +0100
> I am in London.
> Would it be possible for me to check out the frame?
> Also do you have any other bits?
> God bless
> Jimmy.
> Sent from my iPhone
> On 14 Sep 2010, at 06:42, TD D <> wrote:
> > Jimmy, please email me if you have any questions...the frame is
> > still available but i cannot talk by phone. I was operated on
> > maxillary, now I have a braces in mouth and only if I can breathe a
> > few words. doctors told me that 15-20 days after surgery like this
> > will be the situation. it is a very difficult situation because I go
> > to work every day and can not talk to anyone...but what to do?
> > Thanks!
> > Paolo
> >
> > > From:
> > > To:
> > > Subject: Frame.
> > > Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2010 01:58:13 +0100
> > >
> >
> > > Please call me if this is still for sale.
> > > Jimmy: 07595824595.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Sent from my iPhone
> > >
> > >
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When fried food

Is trying to tell you something.

Good times.

Real shithouse in Chelsea.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011


Given a total rebuild, new paint and alot of chrome Ralphy could have taken the top prize, but since he's more of a daily rider he leaves it to others in his crew to do the shows.

NYC HA in A Bronx Tale.

OK, so now you can't leave.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

one day at North Weald

sprint race at north weald air field,
vintage to modern motorcycles,
just give it full throttle!!

also see Shin's Triumph sprint click link.